Mustache Girl

Description
Mustache Girl is a character from the video game A Hat in Time where she takes the role of the main antagonist of the game. In Stupider, however she takes the role of a Protagonist/Supporting Character accompanying and getting along with most party members she's with, which is a contrast to her somewhat lonely reputation in A Hat in Time. There are no physical differences between her character in Stupider and her original game. She sports a Time Piece presumably received from Hat Kid at the end of the original game.

Personality
Mustache Girl is cocky and brash, never doubting her own abilities in taking out what she believes is a threat. She has a hard time taking failure and usually tries to overcompensate when she does. Mustache Girl’s morals are set in stone and she follows them by heart, she strongly believes Justice must be given to anyone in the wrong no matter how significant the punishment would be. Because of this she often holds grudges on those who have wronged her in the past, and is fixated on enacting any form vengeance on them. She considers her greatest enemy to be Dave Miller, she knows of his crimes and wants no less than to give him hell. Unfortunately for Mustache Girl, the majority of situations she encounters him makes it hard for her to do anything to him, wether that be a larger threat or him having an advantage in a combat situation she has never gotten what she wishes. In contrast to her otherwise stubborn and cocky disposition, she cares deeply about her friends and those she considers vulnerable. She is friendly towards anyone that is passive to her and will fight with them if needed. Mustache Girl’s friends rarely keep in touch with her, which sparks self doubt in herself and leads her to try to exaggerate certain aspects of her personality to be more likable to the people around her. She has a phobia of robots due to the methods of Dave and Henry. At this point in time she lives on Main Streets in a dumpster due to her not having any income or parental figures.

Abilities
Mustache Girl can be quite powerful in combat given her multitude of abilities, that being the ability to shoot lasers out of her hands, teleportation, the creation of forcefields to protect her and allies and creating shockwaves by stomping on the floor. She is quite more durable than a regular human, surviving harsh impacts most 12 year olds would be heavily damaged from. But compared to her other abilities her durability is her weakest aspect usually being considered more of a glass cannon compared to others with similar strength. Her cockiness harms her ability to make logical decisions in battles as well, possibly making unnecessary risks and putting herself or others in harms way.

Story
As explained in Dave's article Mustache Girl's first appearance was in the #literature-club where she was out to capture Dave, this was where she first met Natsuki and the rest of the members of the Literature Club, they did not speak much but as seen in the Dimentio Implosion Arc she recognized her. She was scared away by Funtime Foxy so quickly because of her fear of robots. Afterwards she presumably wandered Main Streets waiting for crime to fight.

Dimentio Implosion:

Fortunately for her something eventually did happen and she spotted Natsuki fighting off a Partygoer and a Smiler. She gleefully runs over and offers help to Natsuki, who agrees. They try fighting off the monsters with a bit of success especially with the help of Mimi who pelts red gems at them and later comes down to greet the group. This is where Mimi first brings up fighting Dimentio who at the time ruled the city, Mustache Girl is excited at the prospect of taking down a large villainous figure so she accepts with Natsuki tagging along as well. Shortly afterwards both Mr L. and Lancer find the group and accidentally uncover the Smiler who was hiding under a pile of gems. It begins to flee and the group chases it, with Mustache Girl showing off her teleportation powers for the first time. They defeated the Smiler and ran into Lime, who Mimi began to pet. Partially disgusted by the affectionate treatment of Lime and her will to continue the adventure she criticized her but with no reaction.

The Conductor made his first appearance at this point wanting to make a movie out of the idea Mimi brought up while petting Lime. He tells the group to fight and kill Nightmare Fredbear and Nightmare. The group attempts to beat them up with little success, with Mustache Girl's attacks not doing anything to them. Nightmare glitches out and gets deleted by someone (Supposedly Yuri at the time). Nightmare Fredbear presumably retreats. Conductor leaves quickly without decompensation leaving a peeved Mustache Girl shouting after him. The rest of the group doesn't seem to mind though.

Mustache Girl then brings up Dave and explains she wants the group to find him and they agree with her asking Natsuki for information on his whereabouts, she doesn't know where either Dave or Yuri are but conveniently receives a message showing she's hanging out with the Funtime Animatronics. Mustache Girl gets defensive when talking about running away from Funtime Foxy and calls it off as a "tactical retreat". [REDACTED] then appears which prompts Lime to get the hell out, then followed by [REDACTED]. After a while of just waiting around the ground cracks open and the group falls into #inner-tower. This is where Mustache Girl first met Bowser who immediately start arguing before Lancer calms them down, she then gets aggressive with Lancers naming choice of The Lancer Fan Club but is quickly shut down when she realizes she's not included in it.

They eventually reached a boiler room where Bowser and Mr L. are presumably crushed, which freaks out Mustache Girl who tries to think of a plan but Bowser manages to lift the giant slipper and it's revealed to be Jevil's who starts fighting the party. Mustache Girl begins throwing shadow time pieces which Bowser inhales and shoots at Jevil and after a short struggle they do this again which shrinks Jevil and lets the party win and is the start of the mutual respect between Bowser and Mustache Girl.

After this Mustache Girl asks Lancer if she can be a part of the aforementioned Lancer Fan Club to which he accepts.

The group makes it into the boiler room and finds Parallel Juniper who threatens the party and begins fighting them, Mustache Girl tries shooting laser beams at Parallel Juniper but they get reflected and she gets shot back into a wall. From this point onwards she tries to stay more defensive blocking incoming attacks and helping lancer take Parallel Juniper out with a shadow time piece.

The majority of the rest of the story has been lost to the recycling bin due to heavily featuring a “[REDACTED]” character.

In Dimentio’s throne room during the final battle Mustache Girl only tried to stay alive, and in an attempt to stop Dimentio from Imploding which could harm them all she uses her time piece which to her dismay, has no effect. She attempts to shield herself from the explosion which works and she is sent back to Main Streets after the channel is deleted.

Post Dimentio Implosion:

Mustache Girl spends a few days repairing her shattered time piece after the events of the arc in main streets so she can use it again.

After a while of not doing anything she stumbles into #merlees-mansion where she talks to Mimi again who has gotten rich from The Stupider Games which Mustache Girl had participated in as well. They speak shortly before Mustache Girl leaves again for Main Streets.

As she continued living in Main Streets she got into a few encounters with other characters, like Lemmy who tried to trick her into thinking he was her consciousness and when that obviously didn’t work on her she tried to beat him up before he escaped but not before summoning Car Chomp who attacked her.

Eventually throwing a blue shell at [REDACTED], it collided with a Molotov which caused a minor crash, creating Eggplant Dave. Eggplant Dave immediately tried to attack Mustache Girl and [REDACTED], they did eventually fight it off and Eggplant Dave exploded.

Lemmy came back to Main Streets, and remembering Mustache Girl, tries to sneak out of Main Streets but she spots him and they get into a fight, with Lemmy running away to the East. He then hides for a while and eventually comes out and sells Mustache Girl a squirt gun full of cat pee (This is very important to the story).

Mustache Girl was featured in a failed Hatty arc and was attacked by a SOMETHING which dragged her away into the #forest and was therefore a prisoner of Hatty’s. This still applied after the cancellation and Mustache Girl was attempted to be used as bait for Hatty’s plans but nobody bit, and she eventually started being irritated by Mustache Girl and dumped her in #merlees-mansion with Mimi. They both spoke for a bit and she eventually left after Mimi stopped talking.

Circus of Lies:

Mustache Girl snuck into #the-circus when the show started out of intrigue, she’s never been to a Circus before due to her rarely having any money to buy stuff but she got jealous after seeing everybody entering and wanted to see what the fuss was all about so she snuck through and took a seat discreetly as to not attract any attention to herself. She was impressed by the acts but she eventually got bored, she could do that herself anyways couldn’t she? It doesn’t matter anyways, but as the act ended she was dragged in along with the other souls and would be used to fight the party later.

Mirrarthur summons Mustache Girl who is blinded by her idea of Justice and attacks the party. She uses scummy strategies like going for the eyes of Lemon and gut punching Kawatta. Her connection is lessened when she is put into an aggravating situation like getting hit hard or eventually, seeing Dave. She snaps out of the control for a second before resuming but eventually when she notices Dave she snaps out of it and tries to choke him out but he gets up and leaves the party.

Mustache Girl joins the party, she doesn’t really remember anybody there despite seeing different forms of both Lemon and Juniper. The group eventually defeat Feleolix after a battle and Mustache Girl grabs their heart and the key inside of it which leads them to Jinsie’s bedroom. Where she proceeds to place the heart in the middle of the room due to a “lack of blood”. Jinsie calls out Dave, and Mustache Girl immediately starts targeting him but is quickly deterred by “Child Repellant Spray” which Dave casually has on him. This stops her from fighting until her soul was taken once more by The Core.

She once again fights the group alongside the other captured souls until the party destroys the core and gets sent back to the #forest. She’s excited that she’s freed but soon the forest is ignited and she flees without being able to pursue Dave.

Post Circus of Lies:

She went back to living in her dumpster after the events of #the-circus

Post Depths of the Bin:

When the group returned from #deeper-bin Mustache Girl wasn’t doing much, she almost recognized a now very scarred Lemon from her time with them in #the-circus but she writes it off as an odd coincidence, especially when Marx starts messing with her, who she promptly smashes into a brick wall.

Mustache Girl noticed Lemon was messing with a bottle of alcohol Lemon found and she shattered the bottle due to it being too “Dangerous” this pisses Lemon off though who attacks Mustache Girl which deters her for a bit, especially when Mimi comes crashing in on her throne. She’s happy to see Mimi again and beloved she came over purposely to hang out with her.

Lemon doesn’t care though and tries to attack Mustache Girl again which this time, triggers her to retaliate, and she starts to make progress with the help of Mimi when fighting Lemon but they’re shortly interrupted by a figure stalking them which turns out to be Needlemouse. After the interruption both Mustache Girl and Lemon stop fighting for a second, Lemon tells her of Dave’s death which triggers her to celebrate quite loudly and compliment her own part in his death despite having none at all. But Mustache Girl’s pride starts to piss off Lemon who starts arguing with them which devolves once again into a fight.

Mustache Girl tries even harder this time, utilizing her time piece which gives her a starting advantage and starts trying to physically damage Lemon instead of mostly being defensive. But Lemon is eventually bored by the fighting and attempts to flee the scene. After a short scuffle with Silver they run away.

This page will be updated as Mustache Girl's story progresses.

Trivia

 * Mustache Girl Monday is “celebrated” in #sharrel-place every Monday
 * Was originally planned to be killed off during the cancelled emo arc, its for the best